Everyone went home after the GAA match because it's the responsible thing to do. Only an eejit would stay in a bar after 2AM, 20 minutes from his home when he has to work the next morning at 9:30.
Andrew thought about leaving one time but the owner of the bar wanted to give Dan and him more whiskey...probably on account of their wit and swank.
The next day Andrew gimps in late to find his classes have been given to a new teacher. 'Hmm?' he thinks and says aloud.
The director comes in, Andrew holds his breath.
'I need to talk with you, come in'
He goes in.
He sits.
He wonders.
He waits to hear that he smells like alcohol and is an hour late.
He waits...
'I want to give you a promotion, you will be head teacher, I will give you more money!' she says smiling.
'Sweet, okay' He says '...Wait! What do I have to do?'
She stops smiling and says ''Control the foreign teachers'
Sold.
Tomorrow he will go to work and say 'Good morning subordinates' , Next month he will buy a megaphone...
How did it happen? His first job, his first 6 months and his teaching inability!
Working so hard his eyes are literally popping out of his head.
Gambling in the staff room. He took around 20 sterling from this kid.
Here he is trying on the school uniform as Head Teacher.
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