So Andrew wakes up September 12th with a wet plastic
bag stuck to his foot and a half bag of water soaking into his bed. He
feels quite good knowing that he has fixed his dislocated toe only a few hours
ago. He calls on Stephen and they head to work. Andrew limps into the staff
room and tells the story. The co-teachers all say that he should go to the
hospital. Nonsense Andrew thinks. So he leaves the school to work at a new
school that the director has opened. This school has awkward staircases, half
floors and mazes between classrooms.
After the 1st class he is guided to the next and
on the staircase he bumps his toe on a step (in his socks).
Andrew teacher: ‘OOOOOOWWWWWWE!!!!’
He sits down as the Korean teacher looks at him in
amazement. He eventually makes it to the classroom sucking wind through his
teeth. Then as he throws himself on the floor of the classroom grabbing his
foot:
Chorus of kids: ‘Hello teacher! How are you
today?’
Andrew teacher: ‘I HAVE A SORE TOE! AAAAHHHH!’
The kids don’t understand. Andrew takes his sock off to see
what’s going on. The Korean teacher and the kids are baffled. Eventually he
falters through the lesson and forgets about the toe.
He makes it to the next class on his own; it’s a joint class
with Sunny teacher and Andrew teacher is late. He opens the door without a
sound. Sunny doesn’t suspect a thing. He presses his finger to his lips - the
children know what this means. The trap is set. He steps close behind her and
before he gets to frighten her she takes a step back onto his toe...
Andrew teacher: ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!’
Sunny teacher: ‘
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!’
Andrew teacher: ‘Will you take me to hospital?
...Sunny calls the director and gives Andrew the phone. The director
is in true form.
Director: ‘My Andrew! What happened?
Are you okay?’
Andrew teacher: ‘I dislocated my toe last night and put it back in
place myself; it’s been
getting worse and worse throughout the day. I think I
need to go to
hospital.’
Director: ‘mmm...I think it's better if you
finish your class...because big
problem...you know? Jennifer will take you after
you finish classes,
okay?’
She hung up
before he agrees. Later Jennifer teacher picked him
up and headed to the hospital. He had and X-Ray. The bottom right of the top section of the big toe.
Jennifer tells the doctor what happened, the good doctor
smirks then nods in approval when he sees the picture of the sideways toe.
The good doctor: ‘Blahblahblahblahblayeo’
Jennifer
teacher: ‘He
says if you didn’t straighten your toe he would have had to
do it anyway.’
Andrew
teacher: ‘So
I did a good job?’
Jennifer
teacher: ‘Umm
not really but not bad’
Andrew is led to a
backroom where he gets injected with something in the ass. Then they put him on a bed and
start to put a half cast on his foot
1 day later
He found out today that he has to go back to the doctors tomorrow to get a full cast and keep it on for a month.
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